Milk, Desitin, & Anything Else

My daughter is out of control. This is just a few thoughts that I believe Abby has during the day as she looks for things to do...........

Why wear clothes when the birthday suit is way more flashy?? Who needs pillows and blankets on the bed? The wipes belong in a big heap on the floor. Diapers don't stay in the cute little basket, they look better thrown every where. Water from the tub is more exciting on the mats in the bathroom. No need to put water in a cup when it is so exciting to have all over the shirt or the table. Why walk anywhere when you can run, stumble and fall. Socks and shoes are too practical. Balls, just give me all the balls. Tooth paste is a great little treat. Desitin makes great finger paint. If you have milk left over in your bottle, just shake it out into your favorite toy and then the little plastic animals have a place to go swimming. Chairs aren't for sitting in, oh no, they are great things to climb on when you turn them upside down. Q-tips are fun to throw up high and watch them all come down. Wearing a diaper really isn't necessary, it cramps my naked style. The dogs love the treats so much that I will give them all of the treats. If crayons write on paper.......do you think they will write on the walls? Let's give that a try. :) Let's take mommies things, like her phone or keys, and hide them. Running with the free end of the roll of toilet paper and see how far it can go. Why should we sit in the chairs when you can just sit on the table. Ha if you think Mozart was talented on the piano, you should here me. Lipstick.......need I say more?? My Handy Manny tool set is just so handy!! I used my hammer and I broke that glass in the picture frame. Cat food isn't just for cats, I think Ben the turtle likes it too. Tylenol Cherry flavor makes for lots of fun too. You can pour it out all over your bed and see mommy have melt downs. Oh and last but not least, if you can't find the desitin to finger paint with, poopy works just as good and makes mommy really happy. She always puts her head in her hands and cries with joy.

I kid you not, all of the things that I have mentioned above Abby has done. She finds more things to get into than Mitch EVER did. She is so fast and quick that it blows my mind. She is a climber, she makes her own little step ladders, and she is fearless. All the while, she smiles, laughs and is so dang cute that it is hard to be angry at her. The second child is CRAZY!! But I love her. These are the fun and little things Abby does that makes me think, "Do I really want another one???" Of course the answer is..........................................